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Andrew Collett


[Always Eat Your Bogies/ Bottling Burps for Grandma/
Dad's Exploding Underpants/Electric Knickers/
Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet?]


Always Eat Your Bogies
And Other Rotten Rhymes

It's official! Children love to laugh! In hundreds of schools, libraries and shopping centres around the country I have been putting this theory to the test. In nine out of ten cases, children would rather burst into giggles than sit quietly in a corner. The evidence is overwhelming. The facts are inescapable. Cow pats rule!

In this collection I have brought together those poems which have always got the greatest giggles. The ditties which sent children the dottiest! The wildest, wackiest, rib-tickling riot of poetry ever. Remember - children love to laugh. It's official! So come and join me in this crazy collection of poetry.

The aim of Always Eat Your Bogies is to promote the reading of poetry through humour. Some might argue that cow pats and bogies should not be the subject of "real" poetry. I understand that. But if, through reading this book, I can establish the reading habit with just one child, then it will have served its purpose. So, happy reading!

Andrew Collett



Bottling Burps for Grandma

Big people, small folk young and old, mothers, grandads and many more of you around the country have been buying up large quantities of my previous collection of rotten rhymes, Always Eat Your Bogies. Children and adults alike seem equally enthusiastic to read about everlasting nappies and cow pats with pet names. So, thank you!

But what does all this say about the great British buying public? Could it be that we all have an undying fascination with rancid and rotten things? Or could the answer be much simpler? Could the appeal of books such as Always Eat Your Bogies be easier to explain - is it simply that everyone likes to laugh?

As in the case of my first book this second collection does not aim to fit in with any one 'type' of poetry. It's objective, pure and simple, is to present reading as something which is fun. Hopefully, it's a message which might stick.

Happy reading!

Andrew Collett



Dad's Exploding Underpants
And Other Potty Poems

"It's only a joke book! It's not real literature after all... we'll take two!"

I'm afraid that this book does not have a very nice title, but then this isn't meant to be a nice book! It's a revolting rhyme selection. Of course, if you're a revolting adult then this is for you, too! (Most adults are revolting - you can read about their horrible habits in this book!)

As with my first collection, Always Eat Your Bogies, one of the reasons for writing this third book was to try and persuade reluctant readers to pick up a poetry selection. The same thinking was behind my second, Bottling Burps for Grandma. And so we carry on this tradition with Dad's Exploding Underpants.

As always, there will be some who'll argue that burps and bogies are not suitable subjects for poetry. Of course, if I'd called this a joke book then, just perhaps, the use of such revolting subject matter might be considered as more acceptable. Indeed, the opening quotation comes from a lady I met recently at a book signing. She was quite unprepared to buy Always Eat Your Bogies. However, when I suggested that children often viewed the poems merely as 'jokes', she smiled and bought two copies, reassured that I hadn't offended the sacred world of 'real' poetry. So, if my poems offend, then just imagine this as a joke book!

If you're still not convinced then I've always argued that it's better to have a child reading about bogies and burps than having that child not reading at all. Anyway, if a child has enjoyed one book, then there is every chance that he/she will want then to pick up another and another.

One last thing - this book is also about having fun! After all, reading should be FUN!

Andrew Collett



Electric Knickers
Potty Poems to Power Your Pants

This book, and my previous three collections, are all about getting children to pick up a reading book, to establish the reading habit, to generally get children to see reading as something which can be enjoyed.

So, thank you for the support of so many schools, festivals, and children around the country. I'm delighted that my other collections are now firm favourites with so many people - big and small.

Andrew Collett



Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet?
And Other Nutty Nonsense

Thank you to all you nice book-buying people who have managed to empty the nation’s bookshelves of over 100,000 copies of my previous revolting rhyme collections. So, no introductions needed. Enjoy!




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