With this poetry collection Gez blazes past yet another milestone in his prolific and meteoric career as an author: he's made it to the dozen mark, this his twelfth book since ground-breaker The Spot on My Bum was published seven years ago.

No one could have imagined that a collection of poetry could create such an impact but, back in 1997 when new writer Gez Walsh’s first book was unleashed on an unsuspecting public, people went crazy. Now, seven years down the line, The Spot on My Bum is regarded as a classic while the author’s popularity has sky-rocketed.

So is this another Gez Walsh book destined for the best-seller list? Crammed full of the sort of poems Gez is famous for, you can almost smell the cheesy whiff of “Pete’s Feet” and taste the crunchiness from munching on a “Toenail Teacake”. Take a gulp of air and breathe in the evil stench from beneath the kilt of wee Scots lad “Bravefart” as he releases his deadly weapon of war, and bring tears to your eyes as the fiery curry cooked by Ahmed’s granny, in “Vindaloo, the Alien-Slayer”, hisses and roars its way from throat to bum!

If you’re looking for big, bold, in-your-face humour, coupled with strange characters and stories, then grab Mum, the Dog’s Drunk Again! off the shelf right now - it’s a brilliant read, worth every penny and more! Don’t take our word, take the book. Then read it and see for yourself!

A best-seller? That’s up to you!

Mum, the Dog's Drunk Again!
Horribly Potty Poems for Horribly Horrid Kids
An introduction by Debbie Nunn, editor, The King's England Press

If authors were awarded prizes for topping the laughometer scale, then Mr Spot on My Bum Gez Walsh would win hands down. Despite the traditional view of poetry as an out-of-the-ordinary interest, an acquired taste, Potty Poet Gez Walsh has produced some extraordinary books, books for which hundreds of thousands of people have not merely acquired a taste but have gobbled ravenously and demanded more, seven more to be exact. In fact, we have to keep Gez on a tight leash, otherwise we’d be bombarded with a new book every week as, I’m sure everyone who’s ever met him knows, this author has a funny story for every occasion.

I’m Debbie, by the way, Gez’s editor. Armed with an NVQ in Spots, Bums and Farts, my job is to put lots of red biro on Gez’s manuscripts to correct the terrible spelling and make a book from the bizarre poems and stories that pour out of his weird imagination. Once finally translated from Gezspeak into English, I have to ensure that everything can be safely contained within 64 pages of sheer madness which won’t frighten your granny or prove harmful to teachers.

If you enjoy Mum, the Dog’s Drunk Again! spare a thought for the poor editor who’s worked day and night on this book. If you don’t enjoy it, seek medical advice then contact the author!