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SOMEONE'S NICKED MY KNICKERS

Someone's nicked my knickers
And I just want them back.
If I find out who's nicked them
I'll give them such a smack.

I left them in my top drawer
So they would be easy to find.
I can't go out 'til I find them -
Not with a bare behind!

I've looked in my wardrobe
From the bottom to the top,
I've looked behind my radiator
Where I found an old green sock.

Oh, who has nicked my knickers?
Just where could they have gone?
Wait! I've just remembered...
This morning, I put them on!




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