Gez's third poetry collection, this book continues his horrible poems for horrible children tradition.

About this book...

Those who know Gez and his work won't need any introduction to his verses. The subject matter has usually been suggested by kids up and down the country at the countless schools he's visited. Or, even worse, he's thought it up himself! You might remember him being at your school: he was the tall, gangly one who got the teachers up dancing then recited a poem about farts!

So what's this book all about? Well, within these hallowed pages you will find old age travellers, Ninja grannies, a lion called Dave, and a cat called Henry, Victor the Viking and Cilla the gorilla. Not to mention the usual scoops of poop and weighty speculations on whether teachers are aliens.

If you are one of Gez's many fans you've probably given up reading this drivel and are already flicking through the poems. Now you're laughing and the shop assistant's giving you a funny look. Go and give her £3.99 and you get to keep the book, forever if you want. Sound like a good deal to me. If you're not a Gez Walsh fan yet, where have you been?