About this book...

In this, his third collection of potty poems and rotten rhymes, Andrew comes back to some familiar subjects: toilets, schools, underpants, cow-pats, foul fridges and old-age bogies to name but a few.

During the last three years, Andrew has become a firm fixture at the book signing tables of the bookshops of England, often breaking into spontaneous rhyme to the delight of his many young fans. Now, following on from his best-selling Bottling Burps for Grandma, come this new nauseous nosegay of bizarre vile verse and worse.

It's a book that will appeal on different levels: if you're young enough to have seen Andrew at your school doing one of his many performances you'll find poems here to make you giggle, groan and guffaw. If you're one of that strange species, an adult, or maybe even a teacher, you might catch the odd echo of "Armpit Creatures", "The Exploding Rabbit", "The Turbo Tortoise" and "Dustbin Lid Sid" are all new characters in this book that Andrew's many readers will warm to, and grow to love. Why not join his growing band of admirers and revel in the slime of "Esmond's Bedroom", find out why "Adders Can't Add", and wonder at the antics of "Today's Hammer-Head Sharks".

As Andrew says in his introduction, reading is all about having fun. So, go on, treat yourself or someone you know to these fun-packed pages of laughter. It's only £3.99 away...