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VIKINGS DON'T WEAR PANTS

Vikings wear tough chain mail,
With noseguards quite advanced,
And metal goggles for their eyes
But Vikings don’t wear pants.

Some Vikings wear silk shirts to work
And, given half a chance,
A lovely brooch to clasp their cloaks
But Vikings don’t wear pants.

Some Vikings did wear underclothes,
Their legs they might enhance,
But boxer shorts or Y-Fronts? No!
Vikings don’t wear pants.

So when you meet a Viking
And he swears and raves and rants,
Is he a wimp or is he tough? Check!
Is he wearing pants?




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