Grandad takes out his false teeth
Each and every night,
Then he pops them in a jar
Before he turns out the light.
But when he woke one morning
He knew that something was wrong,
Because when he looked in the jar
He saw that his false teeth had gone!
Just who was the culprit?
Who was that thief
Who had sneaked in in the night
And stolen Grandad’s teeth?
I was the first suspect,
I once had an accident, you see.
I once got his teeth stuck up the Hoover,
But this time it wasn’t me.
I thought it might be the tooth fairy,
But that would be too drastic.
What self-respecting tooth fairy
Would take teeth made from plastic?
So then we blamed the dog,
But that was beyond belief.
Just what would that crazy mutt
Want with a pair of plastic teeth?
Then in walked my Grandma
Saying her dentures were giving her grief.
They were loose and rubbing her gums -URGH!
She was wearing Grandad’s teeth!
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